Monday, December 13, 2010

Fucking Hipsters

As 2010 comes to a close, I realize how officially OVER hipsters and fake wannabe-indie retards, from Silverlake to Williamsburg, I am.  This was the year everyone suddenly knew who Pavement was, lo-fi garage rock became hot to people who have never heard T.Rex, every girl cut her hair in bangs, every guy grew ironic facial hair, and both sexes wore ironic nerd glasses.  Like, even the lame-o's that would normally only read Cosmopolitan and gets their musical eargasms from radio became uber-hip in 2010 and now reads Nylon, listens to whatever Pitchfork tells them to listen to, and takes all their "photographs" in fake-vintage-looking film.  OVER IT!  Need to get the hell out of Dodge, and move to a cabin in the forest with Yoda.  Until being a lonely mountain man with a pekingese becomes the next coolest thing.

Annoying movie with annoying Zooey Deschanel.

They suck.  I wrote all those songs in 7th grade.

Poser idiots.

She should go back to da club.
 

They're called SKINNY JEANS, not FAT JEANS.
 

Ugly gross hipster.

3 comments:

  1. Don't you have a life? You really have the time to go and criticize people with certain preferences? Why don't just live your own and don't bother in anyone's life.

    How would you feel if someone came over, and wrote an entire post aout how much he hates you for liking the music you hear, or dress the way you dress. STALKED, RIGHT? Why? BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING LIFE, and nobody should mess with it.

    Find something better to do than this. Stop spending so much time bashing innocent on the internet, that'll just cause you to grow your fucking ass.

    P.S. I know hipsters brag about their likes, LEAVE THEM it's not your business, is it?

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    1. who's the one commenting on a really old post in a blog i don't even write in anymore? and even if i did, it's the fucking internet where people rant about shit. if you don't like it, don't read it. also, kill yourself.

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  2. You're rude. Seriously. You know what? You're not even rude. You're ignorant. This post is ignorance at its finest.

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